!!!!!ELI CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!
Caption the photo in the first message in this topic and win an all-expense paid vacation to the fun-filled offices of copyright troll and collection agent Timothy B. McCormack of Seattle, Washington... and more!
@ Spend a guaranteed hour with Timothy B. McCormack himself as he personally describes to the caption contest winner his latest movie-making venture, his eagerly-awaited biographical documentary -- "The Life and Times of an Extraction Letter Man: How I Stand Up to the Pressure of People Hating Me and Making Fun of Me and Wanting to Record Phone Calls from My Office Just Because We Demand Absurd Amounts of Money without Providing a Shred of Proof of Our Right to Seize that Money!"
@ Have a free* lunch at Burger King with McCormack Law paralegals, paid for by Timothy B. McCormack himself! Learn what it's really like to be a low level copyright troll, direct from the horses' ass mouths! (*limit one cheeseburger, one small fries, and one water).
@ Visit Getty Images' Compliance Department with host and tour guide Jonathan Klein. Ask questions and get answers about the Compliance Departments inner workings!* (*confidentiality agreement must be signed and thumb printed, and you will be rectal retinal scanned before entering building. Typical TSA protocols will be followed.)
@ And much, much more...
Contest Rules:
Limit of five captions per ELI poster
Winner will be announced on Saturday, September 8, 2012
!!!!!ELI CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!
Caption the photo in the first message in this topic and win an all-expense paid vacation to the fun-filled offices of copyright troll and collection agent Timothy B. McCormack of Seattle, Washington... and more!
@ Spend a guaranteed hour with Timothy B. McCormack himself as he personally describes to the caption contest winner his latest movie-making venture, his eagerly-awaited biographical documentary -- "The Life and Times of an Extraction Letter Man: How I Stand Up to the Pressure of People Hating Me and Making Fun of Me and Wanting to Record Phone Calls from My Office Just Because We Demand Absurd Amounts of Money without Providing a Shred of Proof of Our Right to Seize that Money!"
@ Have a free* lunch at Burger King with McCormack Law paralegals, paid for by Timothy B. McCormack himself! Learn what it's really like to be a low level copyright troll, direct from the horses' ass mouths! (*limit one cheeseburger, one small fries, and one water).
@ Visit Getty Images' Compliance Department with host and tour guide Jonathan Klein. Ask questions and get answers about the Compliance Departments inner workings!* (*confidentiality agreement must be signed and thumb printed, and you will be rectal retinal scanned before entering building. Typical TSA protocols will be followed.)
@ And much, much more...
Contest Rules:
Limit of five captions per ELI poster
Winner will be announced on Saturday, September 8, 2012
I think I just shit myself!!