FunnyJunk Attorney Charles Carreon's Wife, Tara Carreon Shows Her Stuff

[Matthew Chan]

I had to start a new thread.  As crazy as the whole Charles Carreon lawsuit against Matthew Inman has been, now enters Tara Carreon, wife of Charles Carreon.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/06/funnyjunk-lawyers-wife-wades-into-fray-calls-critics-nazi-scumbags/

One thing I will say for her, she is loyal to her man. Too bad she is also clueless. Instead of making things better, she has poured more flame to the fire.

You just have to love her choice of word when she makes her points.

http://www.techdirt.com/user/taracarreon

Allow me to share some of the goodies here.

These phaggotish, conspiratorial, childish, dorkish, baseless, mindless, shameful, dumb, aggressive, jealous, reprobate, obsessed, mad, clueless, shockingly delusional, completely lost and in trouble, bottom-of-the-barrel, short-sighted, dumb-fuck, ranting, Un-American, contemptible, obnoxious, embarrassing, incompetent, bizarre, constipated, bankrupt, hypocritical, stupid, fearful, carnivorous, wolverine, ranting, foaming at the mouth, bullying, lying, paranoid, no-better-than-the-mafia, smeghead, scumbag, cretinous, lazy, delusional, demented, narcissistic, pathological, extortionistic lunatic, thuggish drama-whores, poised on the edge of a precipice, hoisted by their own petard, their holy fucking shitballs burning inside a biplane careening toward the Statue of Liberty, rhinos raping chinchillas dressed up in unicorns' undergarments, who deserve every bad thing that happens to them, having to learn their lessons the hard way, and who I wouldn't even piss on if they were on fire (they believe in name-calling at TechDirt) claim that these types of statements are not actionable because they aren't "false facts," just "satire." Where is the dividing line?

He's a psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
Ringin' a bell, and beggin' for clicks,
Psycho Santa got a itty bitty stick,
Psycho Santa, don't fall for his schtick.

"No reason whatsoever?" Why are you so retarded? You can't read? You don't think the public's donations should go to the charities they wanted them to go to? You think donation and fund-raising should be a free-for-all? You're an idiot, pure and simple. You can't see beyond your own dick.

Mike Masnick Retard Wannabe Lawyer Writer ejaculates: "Carreon tries to claim that these images actually incite Inman's followers into action:
'Inman’s followers are by and large technologically savvy young people eager to follow the latest trend, who embrace Inman’s brutal ideology of tearing you a new asshole.'

[Greg Troy (KeepFighting)]

  Wow, I’m not even sure what to say after reading that other than maybe Tara Carreon and Linda Ellis should hang out together, I think they may have a lot in common. Also I don't think Charles needs your help Tara, he's doing a fine job of destroying his own career.

I will give her credit on one thing, even at the maddest I have ever been I don’t think I could have strung that many insults together at one time.

Again, wow!?!

[SoylentGreen]

I think that Mr Carreon is desperately trying to get his 15 minutes of fame.
Guess that it's working.

S.G.

[April Brown (AuctionApril)]

Linda Ellis, Charles Carreon, Tara Carreon don't know when to keep their mouth shut. Thanks for the links the rants.

[lucia]

This appears to be her:

[Moe Hacken]

Surely she has licensed all of the copyrighted footage shown behind her on the screen. Is that not an excerpt from The Matrix? I think I've seen that scene before.

Good find, lucia!

[Jerry Witt (mcfilms)]

Wow! Just Wow.

Interesting find Lucia. That was probably the oddest clip I've seen in months. Hey everybody, string some random words and phrases together, videotape yourself rattling it off in front of a Hollywood movie and Bam! you are an artiste.

And yes that was from The Matrix, which I highly doubt Tara Carreon had permission to use.

"Chop, chop, chop. mashed potato time."

[stinger]

I don't think the current release of picscout allows them to identify moving pictures without audio.

Can anyone verify this?

[Moe Hacken]

Should we drop a dime on her to Warner Brothers? I bet she did not ask for permission to use the clip. If there's any value to this incredibly bad performance P.O.S., it's the cool footage in the back.

Could you please move over and be quiet, Tara? There's some really cool kung-fu going on behind you.